"Undermining my electoral viability since 2001."

Grand Old Party Schedule: Irony Watch

From Wonkette's Party Schedule for the RNC

5 - 8 PM, Grover Norquist & Americans for Tax Reform Reception, New York Yacht Club, 37 W. 44th St., American for Tax Reform

Yes. Americans for tax reform. At the Yacht Club. Oh yes. Yes.

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What's going on during the RNC?

I'm going to be doing trainings every day of the RNC. Come on by the Tank and spend an hour with me. Special guests will include Zephyr Teachout and maybe the kids from downhillbattle.org.

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State of Dissent

Dude fired for not playing along with staged Bush event

So it's gotten to the point where people are firing people for expressing dissent to the president. Oh man.

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An Update from the World of Politics

Something important happened this weekend. The main attack arm of the Bush campaign collapsed under the weight of it's own lies.

Unless you're living in a swing state, you may never have heard of the "Swift Boat Veterans for Truth," but they were a major part of the Bush/Cheney '04 re-election strategy. This weekend, their effort to tar John Kerry's record in Vietnam -- critical to reign in Republicans who are secretly unhappy with Bush and tempted to trust someone with actual front-line experience -- blew up in their faces.

This is a group of people who made some shit up to push the idea that John Kerry's whole story -- his medals, the testimony of his crewmates, the official Navy record -- was all a buch of bullshit. They were funded by a friend of Bush's in TX who could drop $100,000, and they have begun airing ads telling "their side" of the story about Kerry's service in Vietnam, particularly this one point where he saved a guy named Jim's life.

Well, as political character assasinations go, this was an amateur job. While the "Siwft Boat Vetrans For Truth" story initially seemed to spark some interest, it has now been revealed as specifically contradicted at every level by multiple eyewitness accounts, the standing official record, and even their own past statements.

Today the final link in the chain was forged when it was revealed that a member of the Bush/Cheney '04 "Veterans Steering Committee" was also illegally working for the group. In spite of weeks of denials of coordination, the Bush/Cheney '04 Campaign was forced to fire personnel because it's now an unavoidable conclusion that they straight up broke the law.

Not only were they pushing slander, they were illegally coordinating with unregulated soft-money donations. The whole effort will go down in political history books as an bungling exercise in criminal subversion of the electoral process; an early 21st Century footnote to a column headed by Watergate.

But don't be surprised. This is really nothing new; they did the same (and worse) to John McCain in 2000. The attack dogs in the Republican Party truly are profressionals, and clearly have no shame.

So I think this is a major break; more or less the end of Bush's most ferocious negative attack against Kerry. I think it's going to backfire, but in spite of 1,200+ stories on this development, drudge is leading with Bush going to Athens, so I guess we'll have to see.

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Why New York?

1,000 Words trying to get to the heart of a question that's been buzzing in my brain for the better part of two years now. Why is Bush being nominated in New York City?

I'll give you a hint: starts with a 9, end's with and 11, and it's coming back to haunt him.

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Butt crack is the new cleavage, and other witty observations

Magnetbox: Lots of good home-cooked internet gumbo. The _____ is the new _____ is priceless alone.

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Bad For Democracy

I brought this up to the top because A-Stock did indeed offer the best explanation ever.

When confronted with this seemingly disturbing photo from the Portland Tribune of a Bush supporter muzzling a young protester:

Bush supporter muzzles protester

One might be tempted to think this is an assault on the 1st Amendment -- which it isn't as Jeremy pointed out in the comments as the Bush supporter isn't the government. One might also be tempted to think of this as battery of some sort.

But then the context emerges. This young protester was talking about Shaft, and the Bush supporter was merely urging her to "shut yo mouth." As Alex said, it's clear as DAY.

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Police Cadets Play Protester

Interesting.

Yahoo! News - Police Turn Up Volume for GOP Convention

At the Brooklyn training site on Thursday, police practiced disarming a truck bomb at a checkpoint. Scores of officers also made mock arrests of police academy cadets who posed as protesters.

Chanting "no justice, no peace," the cadets surrounded a bus full of "delegates" before officers in riot gear raced in, slapped on plastic "flex cuffs" and led them away to vans.

The unanswered question is, did the cadets enjoy their chance to play protester? I know from my experiences on Feb 15 2002 that many NYPD personnel are sympathetic with the cause, and I'm certain that many are angry with Bush. It will be interesting to see how it all goes down.

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A long-belated and soon to be often repeated apology to everyone who ever thought I was cool

I want to give my most heartfelt apology to all of you for things I failed to apologize for before. I also want to thank all the people I was too internalized to thank -- I'm very poor at taking compliments, and I don't often give people who lift me up the credibility and recognition they deserve. And I want to pre-emptive offer my deepest regrets for what is about to transpire.

I'm a participant. That is now the best way to describe my philosophy. It is an aggressive philosophy, visceral and active and curious; but it is not about domination or even (necessarily) competition. Rather this philosophy is centered around engagement: the whole-hearted soulful committment to life, to the moment, to what it is you're doing.

I've been doing a lot of shit lately, what I think might really be pretty important shit, but I've also been distant, removed, selfish, overriding, overly critical, haughty, preachy and in a few very regrettable instances, downright mean. For all these things and more, I'm sorry.

This paradigmatic shift, radical change in lifestyle and undetaking of a rather massive responsibility weren't planned to coincide, but they have. I'm under pressure, as they say. This isn't meant as an excuse for any of the above -- though it is an explanation of sorts. But really it's not even a bad thing. Sometimes great things happen under pressure; phase shifts, diamonds in the rough, the big bang and all that jazz. Pretty pressurized times.

Back to the point: the real reason I bring this up is that it's about to go to another level. I've been campaigning for some time, but the next two months are going to kick it into performance gear; we have to execute over the next 10 weeks. That means planning, following through, getting feedback and staying focused. That means I might become even a bit more distant and selfish, so in advance I'm sorry.

And so with all this the final lap begins. As things go to the next level, I'm going to lean on all of you I know quite a lot. I'm going to ask you to volunteer, I'm going to ask to crash on your couch, or even with your parents in Salt Lake City as the case may be. I'm going to be irritable some of the time, and if you cath me in the wrong moment from the wrong angle, I might snap a little. This happens. I'm generally conscious of it, just powerless to stop. Although I don't admit it as often as I should, I make mistakes just as frequently as anyone.

But it won't be all bad. You're going to see a lot from me in the coming months. I'm pulling out all the stops, committing to the campaign trail 100%. I'll do any interview, travel to any festival, work with any organization, do whatever needs to be done to make everything I've worked for in the past two years worthwhile. I'm going to do it all with flair, should be real grand fun, and I'll do my best to tell you all about it.

So that's that. The quest is on, and goddamnit the quest is on. Decompression date: November 3rd 2004

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Yaaar! The Pirate's Life For Me!

The Sea Collective -- Adventures In Piracy

My old roommate Molly's amazing pirate adventure. Kind of puts my forrays into the square world to shame. Also, they wrote a great tutorial on knots.

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