On loan from Franker, I just finished the latest collection by Cartoon Genius Joe Sacco -- another fine product of the Oregon experience -- and in the spirit of that (and reports of Turkish incursions in the North and bussloads of Syrian Voulenteers on their way to Baghdad), I invite everyone to once again try their hand at the game all the world is playing. Yes sir, step right up and take your best shot, it's the hottest attraction on television and the internet. It's faster than the breaking news. Could be your lucky day kid. That's right, for the low low cost of $80 billion a month, you to can test your mettle. Get ahead of the curve with Gulf War II!