St Pat's a couple years ago was the last time I cheated, when I did the greedy thing. So I want to go on record as refusing a svelt 35-year-old woman from Texas with a great friendly dog and huge wonderful tits in similarly compromised circumstances. After much conversation and flirting, I turned down the offer to walk her home. I felt bad about saying no, but good about refusing. It's a new thing to me. Selah.