As promised, here's photographic evidence:

He ain't pretty no more...

These are my first stitches, and while they look pretty ugly in truth they're not really the problem. I can't really photograph my groin, and even so there's no real evidence that anything's wrong there, but my left leg is missing half its functionality. Ditto my left elbow, forarm and hand. These injuries are muscular and have been slowly improving over the past 48 hours, but I still can't really walk in the conventional sense, and I can barely lift my water bottle with my left arm. Typing is ok for a few minutes, but quickly I have to go to hunting and pecking with my right as my left fatigues incredibly quickly.

That's all for now. Hope everyone is having a good monday.