Many of you may have been waiting for this since my teaser post a while ago; here's the video:

The story is that my friend Nick was elected by his UC Hastings classmates to speak at graduation. The final product is a great blend of school-mockery and political commentary. For instance:

Every year they jacked up our tuition like they were trying to match the national debt, and every year our ranking dropped like Dick Cheney's hunting buddies.

Our last year here they did us the favor of cutting the school in half and shoving us all into one building, which was a strategy I found particularly disturbing. They rented the faculty some nice offices at UN Plaza, but for the students, they put our bookstore in our gym and the library in our lounge. Now I actually used the gym; the book store and the library, man, I avoided those places like my name was Clarence Thomas.

It's 8 minutes of all-American fun. (Bumped, because this belongs at the top)